me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

wifigodz:

plost twist: another harry potter book comes out about all their kids

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

whatsacanada:

where is african america?

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

stability:

my dad just brought home panera w/o telling anyone he was getting it god bless america

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out